sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

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via dracarys-rhaegal // originally neptunain

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

Reblog if you made a good friend on tumblr.

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via pizza // originally sad-cunt

sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

moriarty:

searchingforspock:

what if spock was in charge of planning jim’s birthday party

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via daft-ass // originally cknd

daft-ass:

savingpeoplehuntingpie:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

They did that on supernatural once.

don’t forget the spongebob one where everyone hated him afterwards.

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via ohmytardis // originally vi-queen

gayyoutubes:

doctorsherlocklokison:

futile-space:

a presentation by futile-space and alexemrulz

enjoy

Actually glasses are symmetrical and humans are drawn to symmetrical things and that’s why certain shapes or types of plants, etc, are more attractive to the human eye. Glasses, especially sunglasses, even out the face and make it appear more symmetrical.

And that is science friends

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via notastarbucks // originally ss-ugar

my-wanton-self:

No intervention necessary. I know I’m an addict.

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via tyleroakley // originally curiovsly

Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I

an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)