helioscentrifuge:

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Stop dividing by zero

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reblogged 2 weeks ago on 6 October 2014 WITH 217,887 notes »reblog
via casual-hannibalism // originally sanziene

buzzfeed:

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

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I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

yeah the video is p good you should def watch it

rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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teenghostqueen:

nothing is more satisfying than boys with boners u helpless weak fool who can’t even control your own dick i laugh at your embarrassment

forcing-sophrosyne:

saucytrumpet:

mu5icliz:

eldritch-elegy:

fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything

He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.

All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am

oh my god.

He was in the marines and yes he wore sweaters to covor up his tattoos, full sleve tattoos if i may add. Mr.Rogers, you are a badass.

frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

reblogged 2 weeks ago on 6 October 2014 WITH 741,803 notes »reblog
via gnarly // originally fyeahmovieclub

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haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

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