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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying
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lindseybluth:

tlyudacris:

ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead. 

[BIRD INTENSIFIES]

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flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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